Wingnut Mailbag: Bad Timing Edition

 Remember Rob Maness aka Col. Mayonnaise? He ran in the 2014 Louisiana Senate primary as a Tea Party candidate. He’s gone on to form something called GatorPac. I guess he’s not much of a sports fan or he’d know that Gators are Tiger Bait in the Gret Stet of Louisiana.

Anyway, he proves yet again why his name rhymes with anus. A fundraising email landed in my in-box earlier this afternoon. Col. Mayonnaise is raffling off a rifle. The  funds will go to protect good Mericans from gun grabbing libruls. The rub is that it arrived on the day the country is reeling from the Charleston church massacre. Way to go, GatorPac.

You can see the email after the break.


 Dear Friend —

Gun-grabbing liberals like Barack Obama will be furious about this email…

…but you and I understand just how important our God-given right to self-preservation is and how our Founders enshrined that right in the Second Amendment to our Constitution.

GatorPAC is celebrating the Second Amendmentby giving away a brand-new Core15 M4 Scout and I want to make sure you’re entered in our drawing right away!

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Nothing says you support the Second Amendment like owning one of the finest rifles on the market. And it could be yours if you enter to win our GatorPAC Gun Giveaway – right now.

I’m only holding this raffle open until July 16th and ticket availability is limited, so I want to make sure you have an opportunity to enter to win today. 

It couldn’t be easier to get your hands on a brand-new Core15 M4 Scout.

And once you’ve gotten your hands on the M4, you won’t want to let go.

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The A-2 Pistol Grip and retractable stock make the M4 easy to hold, and the black anodize finish gives the M4 it’s solid color.

And the trigger? You won’t find a smoother trigger.

You’ll love using this impressive rifle. And I can’t wait to award it to one lucky winner.

All you have to do is purchase a raffle ticket and support GatorPAC.

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Only a limited number of tickets are available so don’t wait! Purchase your raffle ticket (or tickets!) right away.

Thank you for your support of GatorPAC!

See you at the range,

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Col. Rob Maness (ret.)

P.S.     GatorPAC is providing a unique opportunity for you to own a brand-new Core15 M4 Scout.  All you have to do is purchase your raffle ticket… but GatorPAC is only selling 350 tickets,  so you’ll want to purchase yours today!

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