I had originally planned to write a malaka of the week post today but I have some sort of bug, which makes me not want to sit up long enough write anything of length. It will keep.

The good news is that something amusing landed on my Twitter TL this morning:

In a ceremony tomorrow, Jeb will officially give the ! back to Lamar Alexander. pic.twitter.com/LLWiW8U35j

— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) February 21, 2016

As long as they don’t try to fob it off on me, I’m down with that. Hmm, I wonder if the exclamation point was the problem…

Speaking of Jeb’s passionless, perfunctory, and putrid campaign, Jeb Lund wrote a pitch perfect post-mortem for the Guardian: Ding, dong, the dynasty is dead. Check it out while I take more meds. Achoo.