I wrote a post about you know who in December, 2015 that I’m inordinately proud of. It was written when nobody thought Trump had a chance to secure the Republican nomination let alone steal the general election. I did not get that right in Winging It With The Insult Comedian but I nailed his essentially nihilistic and chaotic nature. For some reason, people still do not get it and think that Trump has some sort of nefarious master plan. There is no plan: he’s still winging it.
My belief that Trump is a walking id (a nickname bestowed upon former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin by my pal Liprap) is confirmed yet again in an epic piece in the Sunday edition of the Failing New York Times. Here’s the money quote:
“For most of the year, people inside and outside Washington have been convinced that there is a strategy behind Mr. Trump’s actions. But there is seldom a plan apart from pre-emption, self-defense, obsession and impulse.”
There you have it in a wingnut shell. Those who confidently predict that Trump will fire Robert Mueller seem to base it on a wave of recent attacks in right-wing media. They see it as a concerted effort akin to bombing an enemy during wartime before sending in the infantry. There may be a concerted effort but it’s more about convincing the president* to do something stupid and impulsive by firing Bobby Three Sticks than a White House driven strategy. Trump may admire generals but does not govern like one. He lashes out on impulse; usually while watching cable news with his tiny fingers hovering above his phone’s twitter app. Donald don’t do strategy.
Do I think Trump might fire Mueller? Yes I do. In the immortal words of Frank Zappa, “I figure the odds be fifty-fifty.” But it would be stupid and self-defeating because the probe will continue. There’s precedent: Leon Jaworski finished Archibald Cox’s work during Watergate. This sort of complex federal investigation has a life of its own as some of Trump’s less deranged advisers have surely told him. Will he listen? Beats the hell outta me. I don’t know and neither does anyone else.
Trump is still winging it. If he fires Bobby Three Sticks, it will be on impulse after being overstimulated by a specific event such as the inevitable indictment of Slumlord Jared. He’s not going to do so as part of a concerted campaign. He will do it on a whim, which is why he’s so dangerous.
The Insult Comedian’s mercurial nature led to another Adrastos nickname: the Kaiser of Chaos. There’s disorder in the court of the Kaiser. How that’s for a lead in to my Three Stooges test? Here we go: Trump is 2/3 Moe and 1/3 Curly. Anyone who says they know what this inherently unstable and unpredictable figure will do might as well poke themselves in the eyes. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. It’s why he’s so dangerous.
Since I hearkened back to an earlier post, let’s close with the featured image I used for it. It still fits: