Tucker Carlson: The Dog Ate My Disinformation

It’s a mystery to me why so many ostensibly intelligent Republicans have turned to stupidity during the Trump era. My Senator John Neely Kennedy is one of the foremost fake dipshits.

Another fake dumbass is Fox News loudmouth Tucker Carlson who is also a fake populist. He’s currently claiming that he has something big on Joe Biden:

On Wednesday night’s show, Tucker Carlson reported that his team had acquired incriminating documents. However, they sent them from Washington to Los Angeles, and the documents disappeared. And they neglected to make any copies. So now the only copy of the documents that would nail the probable next president of the United States are gone.

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1321608055549775872

Have you consulted with the Postmaster General yet? He’s only supposed to lose Democratic ballots.

This is weak tea from the Swanson’s teevee dinner heir. Unlike his colleague Sean Hannity, he’s not a meathead, he only plays one on teevee. Hannity puts the boob in boob tube. Given his family pedigree, perhaps Tucker’s problem is brain freeze.

Tucker used to wear a bow tie. Has the change in neckwear lowered his IQ? Is neckwear even a word? I’m getting all tied up in Windsor knots.

The last word goes to Adrastos crony and former Gambit Tabloid editor Kevin Allman:

Does a tweet qualify as the last word? Beats the hell outta me. In any event, it’s better than the dog ate my homework disinformation.

That concludes this edition of Stupid Trumper Tricks.

3 thoughts on “Tucker Carlson: The Dog Ate My Disinformation

  1. LarrytheRed says:

    Allman settles cheap. Some extortionist.

  2. Peter Adrastos Athas says:

    He’s mellowed out since returning to Southern California.

  3. Anonimicus says:

    I cannot help but wonder who actually received a scroll on the mountain, with a job description to insult what God had ordained, in error, as apparently the choices the Almighty makes remain questionable. So the Almighty God hits back with: “They set up kings without my consent; they choose princes without my approval” And my own opinion is that some libtards won’t recognise the Antichrist if he showed up dressed as sexy riding a wild steer. If only some could see themselves from across an ocean.

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