He’s a Refusing to Tackle a Question Dummy

Coach Tommy Tuberville
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I gotta hand it to you southern Americans you surely can pick ’em.

And guess what, I’m not even talking about the Queen Qitch!

I’m talking about the junior senator from Alabama, one Tommy Tuberville. 

Ol’ Coach Tuberville got caught like a deer in the headlights the other day when asked about the Queen Qitch. His response?

“I haven’t even looked at what all she’s done,” Tuberville, a Republican, told CNN about Republican congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, Business Insider reported. “I’d have to hold back a statement on that. Travel in this weather it’s been a little rough looking at any news or whatever.”

The weather?! I know D.C. can be a little expensive especially for a humble former major college football coach with a net worth of only $10,000,000, but surely you can afford cable and/or internet in your new digs. And if it’s a newspaper you need I can personally recommend several that will actually BRING IT TO YOUR DOOR even in a snow storm.

And this guy beat Doug Jones a man who took on and beat the Klan and the Olympic Park Bomber. Tuberville couldn’t even beat LSU.

Keep up with these “the dog ate my homework” excuses Tubby and you’ll find Stacey Abrams and her team heading your way. She’ll use you like a tackling dummy.

Shapiro Out

 

One thought on “He’s a Refusing to Tackle a Question Dummy

  1. Doug Jones a man who took on and beat the Klan and the Olympic Park Bomber.
    Those crackers held those things against him. Tells you all you need to know about them.

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