Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “My Pillhead” edition

So – The Darnold still has no place to post his pearls of wisdom, and “Q” quit squeezing out his drops late last year.  The Freeperati have been reduced to calling President Biden “Bidet”, and quoting bible verses at each other in the run-up to Easter.

If only they had a surrogate savior to pick up the fallen flag of Trump and carry it forward.

MyPillow guy tells Steve Bannon that Trump ‘will be back in office in August’
The Week via Yahoo ^ | 03 29 2021 | Tim O’Donnell

Posted on 3/29/2021, 9:55:26 PM by yesthatjallen

Mike Lindell, the CEO of MyPillow, is still touting wild conspiracy theories about voter fraud in the 2020 election.

Most recently, during an appearance on former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon’s “War Room: Pandemic” podcast, Lindell baselessly asserted he has evidence that will eventually get to the Supreme Court and overturn the results of the 2020 election. “[Former President] Donald Trump will be back in office in August,” he boldly proclaimed.

Trump doesn’t have many allies left who are still publicly claiming the election was rigged, but Lindell has never slowed down, even though he has yet to bring anything remotely noteworthy to the table to back up his baseless claims, which even compelled a NewsMax host to walk out of an interview with him earlier this year.

But the “MyPillow Guy” wasn’t the only person pushing the narrative in recent days. On Sunday night, former Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) participated in a World Prayer Network prayer call, during which she called the 2020 election a “coup” driven by voter fraud and asserted her belief that congressional Democrats’ voting rights bill, known as H.R. 1, will “forever cement that illegal takeover into place.”

 

The Freeper who posted this thread did so with a disclaimer:

 

Don’t kill the messenger. I’m only reporting what’s being reported.
1 posted on 3/29/2021, 9:55:26 PM by yesthatjallen
Waiting breathlessly for that first reply – the rallying cry that will salve the Freeperatis’ butthurt, and validate the Wisdom Of Lindell……
To: yesthatjallen

“Donald Trump will be back in office in August,”

That’s Qtarded in every known universe.

2 posted on 3/29/2021, 9:57:46 PM by Mariner (War Criminal #18)

To: yesthatjallen

Mike been smoking his pillows?

4 posted on 3/29/2021, 9:58:23 PM by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

Well you know, addicts often do just trade one addiction for another…
To: yesthatjallen

What in the ever-lovin’ **** is that guy smoking?

5 posted on 3/29/2021, 9:59:35 PM by hoagy62 (DTCM&OTTH)

To: hoagy62

Pillow stuffing?

6 posted on 3/29/2021, 10:00:57 PM by crosdaddy

To: yesthatjallen

What a fool

8 posted on 3/29/2021, 10:01:16 PM by stuck_in_new_orleans ( )

I can’t imagine that the “Qtard” comment hasn’t generated any response.  Jim Rob let the Qbots have their own threads, on which disagreement or ridicule are verboten, but the Qberts are free to post on anyone else’s threads, so –
To: Mariner

“That’s Qtarded in every known universe”

So you oppose the stolen election being rectified?

10 posted on 3/29/2021, 10:01:55 PM by ifinnegan ( Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)

That’s “rectal-fied”.  And I love your sig line.
To: ifinnegan

So you oppose the stolen election being rectified?

Mike thinks the justices will watch his new movie and be so shocked that they’ll convene SCOTUS and award the presidency to Biden.

The notion is too stupid to either oppose or support.

16 posted on 3/29/2021, 10:05:35 PM by semimojo
Cats and coffee alert!
OK – go ahead.
To: yesthatjallen

Why does Lindell undermine his credibility by making claims like this?

22 posted on 3/29/2021, 10:16:18 PM by Kazan

To: MHGinTN

Mike is a political novice who believes that justice will prevail. He is a fearless patriot whose naivete should not be mocked here.

79 posted on 3/29/2021, 11:59:56 PM by alstewartfan (“The evening sighs and the steely Russian skies go on forever.” Roads to Moscow by Al Stewart)

Or……
To: mylife

Dain bramage from all the drugs.

35 posted on 3/29/2021, 10:40:59 PM by Rebelbase

A question for the Freeper who started the thread :
To: yesthatjallen

Seriously, my FRiend, not meaning to attack, but why post something so impenetrably stupid and constitutionally impossible just because it’s “being reported”?

82 posted on 3/30/2021, 12:15:55 AM by j.havenfarm (20 years on Free Republic, 12/10/20! More than 3700 replies and still not shutting up!)

To: cherry

You Qnutz are going to keep this up till the 2024 election, aren’t you?

87 posted on 3/30/2021, 12:56:34 AM by ready2brd

And fortunately for satirists like me, well beyond.
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More below the fold.
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Next up – a little recom-Pence?

Trump’s heir? Pence reemerges, lays groundwork for 2024 run AP ^ | 3/31/2021 | Jill Colvin Posted on 3/30/2021, 9:26:18 AM by Alter Kaker

WASHINGTON (AP) — When former President Donald Trump was asked to list those he considers the future leaders of the Republican Party, he quickly rattled off names including Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and Sens. Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz. Conspicuously absent from the list: Mike Pence.

The former vice president is steadily reentering public life as he eyes a potential run for the White House in 2024. He’s joining conservative organizations, writing op-eds, delivering speeches and launching an advocacy group that will focus on promoting the Trump administration’s accomplishments.

1 posted on 3/30/2021, 9:26:18 AM by Alter Kaker
Trump’s hair???  Is Pence going to follicle in The Darnold’s footsteps?  Is he the hair apparent??
To: Alter Kaker

Yeah, no. Next.

2 posted on 3/30/2021, 9:26:50 AM by Texas Eagle (If it wasn’t for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)

“No Coke – Pepsi”
To: Alter Kaker

Trump’s heir? Pence reemerges, lays groundwork for 2024 run

No.

3 posted on 3/30/2021, 9:27:02 AM by AnotherUnixGeek
You guys are acting like you thought The Darnold displayed bad judgement in selecting Pence to be POTUS if The Darnold choked on a cheeseburger or something.
Questioning your lard and savior’s judgement?
There’s going to be hell toupee’!
To: Alter Kaker
5 posted on 3/30/2021, 9:27:36 AM by Red Badger (“We’ve always been at war with Climate Change, Winston.”…………………………)
To: Alter Kaker

Mr. Bland Milquetoast? Nah!

7 posted on 3/30/2021, 9:28:59 AM by Avalon Memories (Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right…)

I’m feeling a consensus here…
To: Alter Kaker

Deacon Quisling slithers back

9 posted on 3/30/2021, 9:30:16 AM by Regulator (It’s Fraud, Jim)

To: Alter Kaker

Megan Markle has a better chance of becoming queen.

12 posted on 3/30/2021, 9:30:27 AM by ScubaDiver (Reddit refugee.)

To: Alter Kaker

Turncoat!
Get lost!

16 posted on 3/30/2021, 9:32:13 AM by gathersnomoss (Why Is DC fenced in and on lockdown while our Southern Border is wide open? Third World Tyranny!)

There’s gotta be one – ONE Freeper who trusts Trump’s judgement!
To: Alter Kaker

Pence was a true loyalist to Trump during his time as VP. There wasn’t a single issue that he deviated from the Trump line. Also, if you go back and check Pence’s record in Congress, Indiana Governor and Vice President he was a True Conservative 100% of the time and has an impeccable background as a husband, father and person. So, what’s the beef?

23 posted on 3/30/2021, 9:34:13 AM by Old Retired Army Guy

Rebuttal?
To: Old Retired Army Guy

a true loyalist? lol.

27 posted on 3/30/2021, 9:34:53 AM by lerker

Succinct.
To: Alter Kaker

NO!

35 posted on 3/30/2021, 9:39:57 AM by Fiji Hill

 

Even more succinct.
To: Alter Kaker

Traitor Pence???? Who is telling him he has a snowball’s chance?

37 posted on 3/30/2021, 9:40:39 AM by EC Washington

To: Alter Kaker

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No.

Rove? Kristol? Somebody is telling Benedict Pence that the country needs him and he has a chance. If he doesn’t realize the level of disgust and revulsion most of us have for him he’s on drugs.

Go away, Mike. Your 15 minutes is up. We will not vote for you, we will not vote for any GOPe candidate.

Works for me.

We’ve been lied to enough.

38 posted on 3/30/2021, 9:41:08 AM by CaptainPhilFan ( )

And you lapped it up like a hungry little doggie, didn’t ya?
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Time for one more quickie  –The Darnold’s reign!

President Trump launches ‘the official website of the 45th President’thehill.com ^ | 3/29/21 | JOHN BOWDEN Posted on 3/30/2021, 10:18:20 AM by Liz

……President Trump and former first lady Melania Trump have launched a website meant to allow supporters to request their participation in events, submit letters and ask for personalized greetings.

A brief statement from the former president’s office Monday evening announced the launch of “the official website of the 45th President of the United States” and stated that the former first couple is “continually strengthened by the enduring spirit of the American people” and looks forward to “staying in touch.”

The website itself, 45office.com, is relatively small as of its launch and contains a page summarizing the Trumps’ time in the White House as well as another page where supporters can submit comments to the former president, request a personalized greeting or even book the pair for private events.

(snip)

The former president’s efforts to remain in the public eye come following his banishment from Twitter and Facebook in the days immediately following the Jan. 6 siege of the Capitol. The companies cited a need to prevent the incitement of further violence.

Trump established his official post-presidency office in Florida earlier this year, but he has been largely silent about future plans amid swirling speculation that he may run for office again in 2024.

1 posted on 3/30/2021, 10:18:20 AM by Liz
Advice?
To: j.havenfarm

He wants to avoid using the word former. Bad marketing

7 posted on 3/30/2021, 10:32:48 AM by conservative98

Heh.  The truth is often bad marketing.
To: conservative98

Exactly. He could use “office of the 45th president” and no one can take that away from him. On the merits, he deserved reelection. However his inability to reign himself in which gave the enemedia and the Left a successful strategy to sweep into power.

11 posted on 3/30/2021, 10:37:54 AM by newzjunkey (America First – bring on Giant Meteor in 2021)

You dumbass.  If he had the ability to reign himself in, he’d be “President for life”.
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See you good people next Monday.
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