“In our private chat with only Members, several are saying the only way to save our Republic is for Trump to call for Marshall law.”
“That’s right—she spelled it like the name Marshall,” offered Meyers, before making a crack about the department store. “Now, in her defense, Marjorie Taylor Greene probably just confused martial law with Marshall’s law, which she violates every time she tries to bring more than six items into the changing room, at which point she’s escorted from the store screaming, ‘It’s my constitutional right to find comfortable slacks at a reasonable price!’”
What if it isn’t a conflation or misspelling? Which Marshall does she mean? Here are my candidates.
Chief Justice John Marshall?
General George Marshall?
Justice Thurgood Marshall?
Marshall Matt Dillon?
Marshall Raylan Givens?
Penny & Garry Marshall?
The most likely candidate is Heaven’s Gate cult leader Marshall Applewhite.
I’m certain it’s not Marshall Crenshaw.
He gets the last word: