If it’s Tuesday, it must be the third installment in the weekly series inspired by the Duke-Edwards Gret Stet 1991 governor’s race. A reminder of the unofficial slogan of the race from hell:

In 2024, we’re flipping that on its head and voting AGAINST the crook. It’s even more important.

The Indicted Impeached Insult Comedian isn’t our first corrupt president but he’s easily the biggest crook ever to occupy the executive mansion. He profited from his term as president in countless ways, large and small. Grifters gotta grift and nobody’s a bigger grifter than Donald John Trump.

Not all corruption involves money. Nepotism and cronyism thrived during Trump’s misrule. Jared and Ivanka Kushner had White House offices and titles despite lacking any qualifications whatsoever. Javanka ran away from the Kaiser of Chaos after the Dipshit Insurrection, but they seem to have drifted back into his orbit.

Slumlord Jared thinks he should hold higher office if his wicked father-in-law returns to the White House. He fancies himself a diplomat. When he looks in the mirror, he sees a potential secretary of state. I am not making this up. It could happen if the crook returns to power.

Evidence to the contrary, Trump’s journalistic enablers such as Maggie Haberman told us that Ivanka could restrain her father’s worst impulses. Who can restrain a guy who stared an eclipse in the eye in 2017?

I guess the stupid motherfucker has special eyes or some such shit.

Trump’s nepotistic reach has extended to the Republican National Committee. His daughter-in-law Lara is the real power at the RNC. She fired the staff and made sure that any rehires, or new hires were election deniers. She’s also treating RNC coffers as a piggybank to pay Team Trump’s lawyers. What can you expect from someone whose taste in men runs to Eric Trump? In a family full of dim bulbs, Eric is the dimmest of all.

If you rehire the Kaiser of Chaos, you get the whole clan. That’s why it’s important to vote against the crook.

The last word goes to The Kinks: