If You’d Just Be Good I Wouldn’t Have To Hit You

Seriously, these people.

I am going to start making up business cards that say STOP SUCKING and just hand them out to people like this. Once and for all time: It is not up to you to dictate to oppressed people how they should feel about their oppression, nor (so long as they’re not hurting you) instruct them how they choose to remedy that oppression. I swear it’s written on the insides of wingnuts’ palms like a cheat sheet, that whenever somebody points out they’re acting like douchebags, all they have to do is yell YOU SHOULD SHUT UP AND I’LL GIVE YOU FREEDOM WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT ASSFACE.

A.

5 thoughts on “If You’d Just Be Good I Wouldn’t Have To Hit You

  1. i’m sorta with barB bush on not wanting to piss myself of by reading these ‘people’. i got enough with stoopidhead preznit and PMS. 8 FUCKING DAYS.

  2. Bingo! Freedom has to be self-directed or it ain’t freedom (but rather dictatorship).
    In one paragraph you’ve honed down a book I read for school a long time ago. Pedagogy of the Oppressed by Paolo Friere (I’m not responsible for my spelling).
    Of course, he was all for forming intentional communities and his method would overthrown the capitalist – so I’m sure the neocons hate his guts.

  3. I’ve been waiting all day to see what A has to say about Joe the Plumber’s sharp, insightful comments regarding those pesky, misinformed journalists who are covering the war. I think the reason we haven’t heard from her on this is that her head has finally exploded. Sigh. Too bad – it would have been the most entertaining piece she ever wrote.

  4. Remember the comment from McCain dufing the campaign: “If Obama had done the Town Halls like I asked, I wouldn’t have to run such sleazy campaign.” I didn’t want to hit him–he made me!
    I swear the entire party is built on abusive relationships.

  5. “If Obama had done the Town Halls like I asked, I wouldn’t have to run such sleazy campaign.” I didn’t want to hit him–he made me!
    Shorter McCain: “Now look what you made me do!!!”

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