Today on Tommy T’s Obsession With The Freeperati – SOB edition

Standard Operational Bullshit, that is.
The Freeperati never venture too far from their preprogrammed world of hysteria, jingoism, xenophobia, and latent feelings for each other, so it can get rather repetitive.
Every time you think you’ve seen it all, however, they find a new way to double back-flip into their own fecal matter.

Suits on, everyone.

My first offering – Freepers deeply concerned that the eeevil Dems will bring down the internets just to keep them from planning the revolution they aresure that someone else is gonna start.

Freepers make plans to break out crystal radios!‏

Freepers have to plan for the day when the internet is disabled or shut down

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Posted onFriday, March 06, 2009 11:40:37 AM byGeorge from New England
Edited onFriday, March 06, 2009 12:19:26 PM byAdmin Moderator.
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We need to learn of local ham/amateur radio operators and us ham
operators need to have a pre-established network with designated
frequencies to get our message out and around.
Don’t wait for
the day that either due to martial law or other catastrophic events,
our communication paths are severed or greatly blocked.
I
suspect there are many ham license holders that are freepers as well.
We need to know about each other before the day when we wished we had
done this.
George, KJ4AQM, Dade City, Florida

To: George from New England
The Internet can’t be shut down, especially
since the folks you fear will do so need it to get the word out to all
their ACORN chapters and others—recall how they used the Internet to
call on people to flood radio shows with phone calls.

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posted onFriday, March 06, 2009 11:43:44 AM
byDarkwolf377
(Behind enemy lines in Boston and Cambridge)

These guys are so used to“Freeping” things that they think everybody does it.
It never enters their tiny little minds for a moment that people call radio shows to state opinions, and that most peoples’ opinions differ from theirs.

Occam’s razor is extremely dull in the hands of a Freeper.
Come to think of it, so are the Freepers.

To: George from New England
Great idea. Also good would be to publish a SW freq for those of us who aren’t operators.

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posted onFriday, March 06, 2009 11:44:05 AM
bytgusa
(Gun control: deep breath, sight alignment, squeeze the trigger …)

That’s a good idea, brainiac. People who aren’t HAMs will getso much use out of a posted shortwave frequency.

To: George from New England
we need to form cells. So that we can stay in communication. We can have secret meetings and GPS drops.

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posted onFriday, March 06, 2009 11:49:30 AM
byGeronL
(Will bankrupting America lead to socialism?)

All right! We can form cells! And then we can fight the communists! Who invented cells!
I dunno – it all seems to tie in together somehow…

To: All
Yeah, but how would the ‘caption this’ threads work over the airwaves?

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posted onFriday, March 06, 2009 12:03:24 PM
byJustaDumbBlonde
(America: Home of the Free Because of the Brave)

Yeah! And how will the “quote” feature work on a shortwave radio?
This thread’s kinda funny because the usual hyperventilating about how the “libtards” are gonna shut them down (as if they were some kind of threat rather than a source of amusement) has gotten bogged down in a discussion of a technology they don’t know anything about.

Best post of the thread:

To: George from New England
You mean the day when someone posts “Am I logged in?” and the answer will be “No”.
I guess we’ll have to go back to using bathroom walls, carrier pigeons, etc.

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posted onFriday, March 06, 2009 11:46:35 AM
byB-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)

“For a paranoid time, call 555-123-4567
Ask for ‘Larry C’ .”

And you guys are definitely gonna need this to keep your super-sekrit He-man woman haters club going:

OvaltineDecoderRing

More Freeper silliness after the jump.

C’mon – you know you want to…

I’m back – had to turn the air scrubbers up for this next one, because it looks like:
Freepers loves them some Lieberman!‏

Sen. Joe Lieberman now sings Obama’s praises

AP/My Way News ^

| 03/09/2009
| ANDREW MIGA

Posted onMonday, March 09, 2009 8:35:22 AM byautumnraine
WASHINGTON (AP) – Sen. Joe Lieberman has changed his tune on Barack
Obama. After campaigning across the country for Republican John McCain
in 2008 and attacking Obama as naive, untested and unwilling to take on
powerful special interests, Lieberman now showers praise on the popular
new Democratic president.
“He’s shown real leadership,”
Lieberman told The Associated Press in an interview. “Bottom line: I
think Barack Obama, president of the United States, is off to a very
good start.”

I always thought he was a stand up kind of guy who didn’t pander to get elected. I’m rethinking that assessment.
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posted onMonday, March 09, 2009 8:35:22 AM
byautumnraine

To: autumnraine
Did he get hit on the head recently?

2
posted onMonday, March 09, 2009 8:36:47 AM
byozark hilljilly
(I don’t even think I think!)

To: autumnraine
“”Bottom line: I think Barack Obama, president of the United States, is off to a very good start.” So much for Lieberman’s credibility.
Which ever way the wind blows, eh Joe? I knew it.

3
posted onMonday, March 09, 2009 8:38:35 AM
byNathan Zachary

To: autumnraine
Good ole Joe Loserman . . somethings never change! Now he’s become a Pander Bear!

4
posted onMonday, March 09, 2009 8:38:50 AM
bylaweeks

To: autumnraine
And Hatinhannity wanted him to join the Republicrat Party.

5
posted onMonday, March 09, 2009 8:39:39 AM
byIbJensen
(In 2008, Americans foolishly used their freedom to vote for ”chains” not ”change.”)

That’s just the first five. It gets nasty after that.

I guess Lieberman’s addressing the next Repub convention is a no-go now, huh?
Next up –Nancy Reagan talks stem cells – Freeper brainstems explode!

Former First Lady Nancy Reagan Lauds Obama’s Embryonic Stem Cells Decision

All Headline News ^

| March 10, 2009
| Kris Alingod

Posted onTuesday, March 10, 2009 3:03:47 PM byDiana in Wisconsin
Washington, D.C. (AHN) – Republicans on Monday decried President
Barack Obama’s lifting of the ban on embryonic stem cell research, but
former First Lady Nancy Reagan, whose husband had suffered from
Alzheimer’s disease, welcomed the decision and said she is “grateful”
to the President.
Obama signed an executive order on Monday reversing the eight-year ban on research using embryonic stem cells.
Embryonic
stem cells are pluripotent cells that exist only within five days of
embryonic development. They have an indefinite capacity for
self-renewal, making them ideal for tissue replacement and for treating
diseases, including degenerative diseases, spinal cord injuries,
diabetes and heart disease.
Federal funds for embryonic stem
cell research were limited by former President George W. Bush to 22
stem cell lines created before August 2001. The former president, with
the support of conservatives and evangelicals, had said such research
was increasingly unnecessary because of scientific advances that
allowed the use of adult stem cells.
But according to a primer
by the California Institute for Regenerative Medicine (CIRM), which
aims to advance stem cell research and regenerative medicine, adult
stem cells are extremely useful for future therapies but are restricted
in what they can do.
The 87-year-old Reagan, who had urged
former President George W. Bush to support embryonic stem cell
research, said in a statement on Monday she is “very grateful” to Obama
for lifting the ban, according to Politico.
“I urge researchers
to make use of the opportunities that are available to them, and to do
all they can to fulfill the promise that stem cell research offers.
Countless people, suffering from many different diseases, stand to
benefit from the answers stem cell research can provide. We owe it to
ourselves and to our children to do everything in our power to find
cures for these diseases — and soon. As I’ve said before, time is
short, and life is precious,” the former first lady added.

Mrs. Reagan? You are the luckiest woman in the world to have had Ronald Reagan love you. Now, get a clue.

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posted onTuesday, March 10, 2009 3:03:47 PM
byDiana in Wisconsin

To: Diana in Wisconsin
After he insulted her…
Nancy, Nancy, Nancy…

2
posted onTuesday, March 10, 2009 3:04:55 PM
byronnyquest
(“That’s what governments are for, to get in a man’s way.” — Malcolm Reynolds)

Afterwho insulted her? Obama, or everyone else in this thread?

To: Diana in Wisconsin
Hey Nancy: An astrologer and some embryonic stem cell research will get you a cup of coffee.

3
posted onTuesday, March 10, 2009 3:06:02 PM
bymbarker12474
(If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)

Actually, I don’t either one will get you a cut of coffee.
Well, the astrologer might, if you ask nicely…

To: Diana in Wisconsin
She heard at a seance that it was ok.

5
posted onTuesday, March 10, 2009 3:06:33 PM
byJuan Medén

To: Diana in Wisconsin
Laud have mercy!
“Now, get a clue.”
Ah, Nancy is what…87 now? She may have a touch of senility.

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posted onTuesday, March 10, 2009 3:07:27 PM
byMarkos33
(Communism is Socialism with a gun to your head.)

To: Diana in Wisconsin
She’s senile, so this doesn’t surprise me.

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posted onTuesday, March 10, 2009 3:11:31 PM
byMEGoody
(Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)

Controller #3:
Get me Steve McCroskey!

Controller #2:
Are you kidding? Ever since Reagan fired the air traffic controllers, he’s been completely senile!

Controller #3:
Yeah, but what about McCroskey?

Controller #2:
About the same as Reagan.

To: Markos33
“Ah, Nancy is what…87 now? She may have a touch of senility.”
Maybe she’s hoping those embryonic stem cells will make her young again.

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posted onTuesday, March 10, 2009 3:11:37 PM
byLottieDah
(If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)

No, Lottie – she’s hoping that a complete brain transplant will be feasible soon enough to provide you with one that actually works.

What’s next?

Why, it’s turn-em-up Ted!
(BTW, I opened for Nugent at an outdoor festival. He’s an even bigger asshole in person.
His “manager” spent the entire time running from person to person apologizing for him.
Nugent tried to push past me at the ramp down from the stage, but I’m 6′ 3″ and don’t push past very well. I could see the hostility and smart-assery ready to splash out and just ruin my day.

I asked him if he was going to play “Journey to the center of your mind”.

The surly look disappeared as if it had been slapped off him. He turned on his heel and stalked away.

Mr. President, Don’t Mess With Texas

Human Events ^

| 3-18-09
| Ted Nugent

Posted onWednesday, March 18, 2009 11:54:38 AM bysmoothsailing

Mr. President, Don’t Mess With Texas
You
may have noticed I am a big fan of rugged individualism, self-reliance,
individual freedoms, liberty, self-determination and defiance — heavy
on the defiance.

These are all uniquely American
characteristics that are hard-wired into our genes thanks to our
amazing, defiant forefathers.You must never forget that our
forefathers courageously sailed across an unknown ocean
, to an unknown
land to establish a country free of tyranny, kings and emperors. They
risked their lives, fortunes and families to create America, a radical
experiment in self government.

Yeah, you imbecile – some of our forefathers sailed across an unknown ocean in the bottom of slave ships.
Proof positive that the Greater Wingnut habitually starts mouth before engaging brain.

Last offering –McCain backs Obama Iraq pullout plan. Freepers lose shit!

McCain backs Obama Iraq pullout plan [“I support it”]

Reuters ^

| 2009-02-27
| Steve Holland

Posted onFriday, February 27, 2009 10:46:21 AM byrabscuttle385
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Republican Senator John McCain, who battled
Barack Obama hard on the campaign trail on the Iraq war, said on Friday
he supports President Obama’s plans to remove U.S. combat forces from
Iraq over 19 months.
“Overall it is a reasonable plan and one that can work and I support it,” McCain told Reuters.
McCain,
as a presidential candidate in the 2008 election, had argued that Obama
was naive on national security and criticized his pledge to pull U.S.
troops from Iraq within 16 months.

To: rabscuttle385
What a WIMP! Move on John McLame…I only voted for you because it was either vote for the devil or vote for the demon!

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posted onFriday, February 27, 2009 10:47:50 AM
bymikelets456

To: rabscuttle385
Thanks for nothing, McCain. If you had spent
more time during the campaign criticizing 0bama and the Democrats’
economic ideas and policies, you might have won the election and
wouldn’t be making yourself look like a fool by pulling a 180 on Iraq
now.

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posted onFriday, February 27, 2009 10:53:21 AM
byPost Toasties
(Conservatives allow the guilty to be executed but Lefties insist that the innocent be executed.)

To: rabscuttle385
Welcome to the ash heap of history!
John, have you met Harold Stassen? He’s right over there on the couch with Sidney, Clayton and Jugdish.

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posted onFriday, February 27, 2009 10:54:45 AM
byshibumi
(” … then we will fight in the shade.”)

To: rabscuttle385
Peace in our time!
/sarcasm

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posted onFriday, February 27, 2009 11:02:24 AM
byEternalVigilance
(Where every principled conservative belongs: http://aipnews.com/mxPage.asp?ID=3)

To: SolidWood
I agree that McCain is making a fool of himself and to
do so is nonsense. But he apparently actually wants to compromise his
public image (and by inference that of the Republican Party as a whole
to some extent) by discrediting his own presidential campaign rhetoric
now for no otherwise discernable reason. Understand
that my comment has nothing whatsoever to do with whether 0bama in
reality is conforming to Bush’s withdrawal plan or not.

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posted onFriday, February 27, 2009 11:06:10 AM
byPost Toasties
(Conservatives allow the guilty to be executed but Lefties insist that the innocent be executed.)

To: rabscuttle385
Future quotes from McCain’s Leg Tingle Obama Love Tour:
“I think the President’s initiative to ban firearms that look like
assault weapons is a sound and necessary plan to save Mexico.”
“President Obama’s Universal Healthcare Plan is needed to provide for all God’s Children”
“The President’s Amnesty package is long overdue to provide legitimacy to our large segment of mortage defaulted homeowners”
“The Obama administration should be applauded for enacting my plan on Cap and Trade”

17
posted onFriday, February 27, 2009 11:15:46 AM
byTADSLOS
(Come and Take it!)

To: rabscuttle385
Why doesn’t he just go ahead and officially join the
Marxist party. The North Vietnamese indoctrination of him seems to have
worked.
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posted onFriday, February 27, 2009 11:17:02 AM
byRetiredArmy
(Obama’s initials stands for: One Big A$$ Mistake Amerika!!)

To: rabscuttle385
“…he supports President Obama’s plans to remove U.S. combat forces from Iraq over 19 months.”
Did McCain have his kneepads on when he said this? I just can’t get
over that guy. What happened to his psyche after the Vietnamese let him
go?
Ah, I know—he became a senator.

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posted onFriday, February 27, 2009 11:27:14 AM
by353FMG
(Trust in Glock.)

To: rabscuttle385

This traitor needs to shut up and stand down !


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posted onFriday, February 27, 2009 11:48:17 AM
byXeniaSt
(Psalm 119:174 I long for Your salvation, O YHvH, Your law is my delight.)

To: rabscuttle385
Imagine the disaster if this weener had been elected instead of Obama?
It would take a century to get the filth off the Republican
trademark.

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posted onFriday, February 27, 2009 11:48:38 AM
byyefragetuwrabrumuy

As a matter of fact, I can.
Which is why I voted for the other guy.

When the Freepers eat their own, should one offer them an afterdinner mint?
Or just some Republican Helper?

Well, that’s it for another week – be sure to scrub well before you open the outer airlock.
If you track the toxic sludge of Freeperville out of the containment chambers, nothing will ever grow again in your footsteps except forAmanitaand Young Republicans.

8 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession With The Freeperati – SOB edition

  1. Caliph Garrett says:

    To: Diana in Wisconsin
    She heard at a seance that it was ok.

    Sheesh. From shortwave to senility, even the Freepers’ sense of humor is stuck in the past.

  2. karen marie says:

    they actually refer tothemselves as freepers?

  3. Athenae says:

    Weener?
    A.

  4. MapleStreet says:

    How do you stand going there?
    I’m missing something on the McCain item at the end – So McCain (the opposition) says it is a reasonable plan, the military brass says it is reasonable, even Bush on going in said it was temporary and “as they stand up we’ll stand down” reasoable.
    So why do the freepers **WANT** Iraq hostilities to continue?

  5. I suspect there are many ham license holders that are freepers as well.
    This is true. My sister dated a ham radio enthusiast for a couple of years and it turns out he was a major Freeper. She went with him to a ham radio confab and there were bazillions of Freepers there. As an aside, to my sister’s credit, after a couple of months of dating she turned him into a Kerry voter.

  6. MapleStreet says:

    Southern, may I stick up for Hams that not all are freepers (I’m an extra class).
    And let me ask a dumb question: the Freepers are worried that the govt has too much control on the internet and could shut it down.
    May I ask whose administration established a secret room to monitor and analyze all internet communications? George somebody?

  7. Kibitzer 2006 says:

    I’ve suspected it for some time, but now I have definitive proof: At least 50% of the freeper posts are really Tommy-T trolls (for which I applaud him). No sentient being (not even a freeper) could deliberately write:

    To: George from New England
    we need to form cells. So that we can stay in communication. We can have secret meetings and GPS drops.

    –Kibitzer

  8. Tommy T says:

    “I’ve suspected it for some time, but now I have definitive proof: At least 50% of the freeper posts are really Tommy-T trolls”
    Negatory.
    I had a FR account for about 10 seconds back in 2007. It was deleted after my first post.
    None of these posts are mine, or in response to a post by me.
    This is all 100% unadulterated wingnuttia.
    I do belong to a couple of boards (Glock Talk for one) where both sides of the political spectrum are tolerated, but FR isn’t one of them.

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