Today on Tommy T’s Random Ruminations – VAERS deferens edition

I see the anti-vaxxers spouting “VAERS! VAERS!” like it was some kind of chant to keep the spectre of reality away from them. And they report that VAERS says more people have died from the vaccinations than have died from COVID-19

I’ll tell you what VAERS is – it’s the stupidest thing the CDC has ever done. In a misguided attempt to get some numbers on COVID-19 vaccinations, they created a database where anyone (yes, even you) can identify themselves as a MD (none of these identities are verified), and report adverse reactions or deaths from inoculations. (none of these are verified, either).

Guess what happened next.

As a result, what the CDC has done is set up a forum as reliable as a Reddit thread or a Free Republic post. So – every time you see an anti-vaxxer post a VAERS statistic, know that it’s about as true as The Darnold’s medical exam assessment.

Ferchrissakes.

One person reported that the vaccine turned him into The Incredible Hulk, and that his daughter had been turned into Wonder Woman.

 

The chief problem with the VAERS data is that reports can be entered by anyone and are not routinely verified. To demonstrate this, a few years ago I entered a report that an influenza vaccine had turned me into The Hulk. The report was accepted and entered into the database.

This is what people routinely claim is ‘bullshit’. So, I thought I’d put it to the test.

VAERS has two ways of submitting a report. Firstly, you could download a PDF, fill it in and post it off. Or, you could do what I elected to do and fill in and submit a report online.

VAERS has a helpful popup which tells you exactly what it needs to know – which are the most important pieces of data it needs. However, the fact that I live in the UK was not deemed of importance. Neither was the fact that I told VAERS that my daughter had been turned into Wonder Woman. The only piece of contact data I submitted was my email address and I wasn’t even asked for that. I submitted it voluntarily.”

.

Tagged ,

4 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Random Ruminations – VAERS deferens edition

  1. LarrytheRed says:

    I’ll tell you what VAERS is – it’s the stupidest thing the CDC has ever done.
    That’s saying a lot.

  2. Snarki, child of Loki says:

    Wait, you mean all those stats from Dr. Hank The Angry Drunken Dwarf, MD, are FAKE?1??

    Now I haz a sad.

  3. Ten Bears says:

    Gotta’ admit, as creepy as it is, turned into the incredible hulk and daughter turned into wonder woman has a certain … pizzazz?

  4. Tommy T says:

    And this was the source of the “62% of vaccinated people get blood clots and die” thing that was too stupid even for the Freeperati :

    https://first-draft.com/2021/08/09/today-on-tommy-ts-obsession-with-the-freeperati-going-viral-edition/

Comments are closed.

%d bloggers like this: