The Widest Gathering Of Fox News Talent…Since Glenn Beck Dined Alone

From Album 5

So, patriarch of the Northeast Loosiana Chapter of Redneck Special Forces Phil Robertson matched wits with Sean Hannity the other night…truly moral and intellectual equals if not exactly heavyweights.

Phil relied on his years of experience in shooting ducks to expound on the socio-political-theological aspects of ISIS/ISIL and the present Iraqi/Syrian clusterfuck — a clusterfuck brought to you courtesy of the Bush-Cheney-neo-con decision to whack the hornet’s nest that is the Middle East for domestic political gain, which has resulted in tens of thousands of deaths, trillions of dollars in costs, dangerous instability in the region, and the rise of sick, deranged gangs of thugs like ISIS/ISIL, so deranged that Al-Qaeda keeps their distance — anyway, Phil gave it some thought, knit-his-brow-in-pool-hall-duck-hunting-concentration, and offered as his solution…bring ’em on.

Because boy, that worked so well the first time.