Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – special “Boy – when things go wrong” edition

My goodness – I certainly am getting out of my Monday morning box often these days, but this hasn’t been the best few days to be a Freeper.

First there was this:

Bristol Palin: Second Out-of-Wedlock Pregnancy (Sorry Mom)
TMZ ^ | 25 June 2015 | TMZ Staff

Posted on ‎6‎/‎25‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎19‎:‎07‎ ‎PM by Steely Tom

Bristol Palin just threw cold water on what’s supposed to be a joyous occasion … being pregnant.

Palin’s in the early stages of her second out of wedlock pregnancy, and this time she’s full on grumpy, saying she knows it will be “a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you.”

Bristol says she’s “trying to keep [my] chin up on this one.”

Sarah Palin’s daughter was engaged to U.S. Marine veteran Dakota Meyer, but they broke things off last month. Bristol didn’t say if Dakota’s the dad.

Bristol was full of piss and vinegar, saying, “I do not want any lectures and I do not want any sympathy.”

She famously had her son, Tripp, with Levi Johnston in December 2008. They broke up a few months later.


1 posted on 6‎/‎25‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎19‎:‎07‎ ‎PM by Steely Tom
Uh oh. Here comes the shitstorm.
To: Steely Tom

I’m assuming the father is her ex-fiancee.What a mess. She needs to get off of social media and find a career she can lose herself in.

4 posted on 6‎/‎25‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎23‎:‎32‎ ‎PM by CaptainK (…please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
You’re kidding, right?
This IS her career.
To: Blue Jays
The girl is stupid.
Of course, if she would just have an abortion, the left would love her.

12 posted on 6‎/‎25‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎25‎:‎26‎ ‎PM by ilovesarah2012

No, I don’t think I could love her any more than I do right now.
To: CaptainK
“I’m assuming the father is her ex-fiancee.”
Or if he’s not the father, that’s probably the reason he IS the ex-fiancee.

16 posted on 6‎/‎25‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎26‎:‎41‎ ‎PM by Boogieman

To: Steely Tom

I like Bristol, and you people should give this poor girl a break.

It’s not like anybody else has figured out what causes this.

25 posted on 6‎/‎25‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎29‎:‎00‎ ‎PM by meadsjn
Meadsjn, you and your folks need to have a talk.
To: Steely Tom

Has this girl never heard of abstinence or birth control?

Wait… wasn’t she going around giving lectures on abstinence?

34 posted on 6‎/‎25‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎31‎:‎45‎ ‎PM by CAluvdubya (
To: Steely Tom
She needs to keep her legs closed. No sympathy from me. She is no better than a dog in heat. Calls herself a Christian! What a joke, but that is new way they do things nowdays have your children from multiple fathers, and be married after 40 years of age to someone whom is not the father of any of the offspring. The new morals of America! What values did the parents teach!

42 posted on ‎6‎/‎25‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎35‎:‎20‎ ‎PM by hondact200 (Cruz: Stop trying to unload the trainload of manure on the American Conservative)

Aw, go ahead, guys.  Quit prevaricating, and saying that Our Sarah is not to blame for how her daughter turned out, and it doesn’t matter because she’s technically an adult, and all that crap.
Go ahead and say it – you know you want to.
To: Steely Tom
You can fill the trailer with cash, but the occupants are still trash.147 posted on 6‎/‎25‎/‎2015‎ ‎6‎:‎19‎:‎21‎ ‎PM by montag813 (Pray for Israel)

There – now, isn’t that better?
To: Steely Tom

That explains why Sarah is lying low when she could have been running for president or at least more active in furthering the conservative cause than she has been. I hope this Bristol realizes that through her poor decisions, she has utterly and completely destroyed the once promising political career of her mother. Not to mention denying the nation a conservative voice they could have really benefited from at this time.

Yes, she’s an adult. Which makes this even more inexcusable.

43 posted on ‎6‎/‎25‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎36‎:‎22‎ ‎PM by SamAdams76
And now – the post of the thread!
To: Steely Tom

I do not know what “SMH” means, but Bristol evidently has no morals. One doesn’t keep making the same mistakes over and over again.

For the record, I’ve been celibate for the past 32 years. I know what is involved in saying “NO!”.

3 posted on 6‎/‎25‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎22‎:‎55‎ ‎PM by SatinDoll (A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN IS BORN IN THE US OF US CITIZEN PARENTS.)

To: SatinDoll

“For the record, I’ve been celibate for the past 32 years. I know what is involved in saying “NO!”.

What a surprise to find my wife here on FreeRepublic!

59 posted on 6‎/‎25‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎43‎:‎29‎ ‎PM by MNDude (God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democrat.)

OK folks – special Saturday fun is just beginning. Follow me below the abstinence line for Freeper reactions to teh gays taking over the Supreme Court, and the ACA ruling meltdown!

I don’t think I can improve on this thread’s title :

Sodomite Marriage Upheld

Posted on 6‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎01‎:‎20‎ ‎AM by ConservativeMan55

Via Fox.


Sodomites Celebrate.

1 posted on ‎6‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎01‎:‎20‎ ‎AM by ConservativeMan55

To: markomalley
LIBTARD HOMOMARXISTS. The dawn of the Homo Reich begins.6 posted on 6‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎04‎:‎00‎ ‎AM by CountryClassSF

Marxists and “reich” in the same line?  Double stupid points!
To: markomalleyThe godless , leftwing communists tornadoes are on a roll and our Constitution is in grave danger.


I’m beginning to question if we can recover…

12 posted on 6‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎06‎:‎55‎ ‎AM by newfreep (“Evil succeeds when good men do nothting” – Edmund Burke)

I’ve recovered pretty nicely, myself.
To: HomerBohn
Maybe I’ll marry my cat.
5.56mm27 posted on 6‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎51‎:‎19‎ ‎AM by M Kehoe

To: Yosemitest
I can’t wait to have sex with my dog39  posted on 6‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎10‎:‎46‎:‎15‎ ‎AM by bientek5000

I’m sensing a trend here…
To: ConservativeMan55
Anal sex marriage.14 posted on 6‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎19‎:‎00‎ ‎AM by central_va (I won’t be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)

Of course, the same nincompoops who have been trumpeting “END TIMES!” for 50 years are still honking on that worn-out trumpet:
To: goodnesswins

Have mercy on his soul.

God will be judging America soon.

7 posted on ‎6‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎08‎:‎31‎ ‎AM by ConservativeMan55 (In America, we don’t do pin pricks. But sometimes we elect them.)

To: ConservativeMan55

Isaiah 5:20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!

9 posted on 6‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎11‎:‎35‎ ‎AM by tschatski

To: ConservativeMan55
Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin to the United States. I fear the Lord is going to finish us off.17 posted on 6‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎20‎:‎39‎ ‎AM by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don’t have to do it for you.)

In that case, kill yourself now – avoid the rush.
To: bert
Revolts aren’t won by votes.21 posted on 6‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎32‎:‎37‎ ‎AM by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)

I suppose they’re won by elderly white freepers typing on keyboards?
To: needmorePaine
Obeying and glorifying the Lord means nothing.
The days of Noah are upon us.
Take heed.40 posted on 6‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎9‎:‎54‎:‎41‎ ‎AM by A message

If serious symptoms develop, stop taking heed immediately and call your physician.
To: HomerBohn

The LORD God is going to land on Amerika with a hammer that will slam this nation into the dust bin of history. THIS is probably the major reason that the United States, nor any great western power is listed in the Holy Bible in these last days of history. The Bible talks of Russia, Iran, Israel, Egypt, China, the far east (probably India, Malaysia, Indonesia, and others. Those last two have more muslims in them than the whole Middle East). God is not going to sit by and let this go by unpunished.Amerika is done. Toast. Finished. The LORD Jesus Christ will see too it. I pray that if YOU do not know Him, that you will quickly seek Him out. These last days are not going to be pretty for this country. Nor for those that do not know Him.

Nor for those to speak in sentence fragments. He shall smite them with a mighty blow.

Many do not, and this is also among some professing Christians, do not believe in the Rapture of the Church.

(not to be confused with the Rapture of Blondie)

However, the Bible is CRYSTAL CLEAR of the Rapture of the Church. 1st Thessalonians and 1st Corinthians both speak of it. And DON’T all for that old “the word Rapture is not in the Bible.” It is, but not as the word Rapture. The Bible says “caught away”, as in snatched out. In the Greek that phrase is “Harpazo”. Harpazo is translated in the Latin as “Rapturo”. THAT translates into RAPTURE in the English. So, YES, it is there.

“You blind guides, who strain out a gnat and swallow a camel!

Friends, this world is rapidly going exactly the way the Bible said it would. The Bible spoke of a one world government, one world religion, 3,000 years ago before it was popular in our days. Exactly what the Bible said would be coming, is here. So, days of this world are numbered. There are SEVEN horrible years are on the way for this world. You do not want to be here to experience them.

Seek Him out today. Now. Before it is too late. God is going to judge this nation. It is not going to be pretty. Already He is punishing this nation with weather related thing. No rain where rain is needed. Much rain where it is not needed. Seek Him now.

153 posted on 6‎/‎26‎/‎2015‎ ‎4‎:‎27‎:‎00‎ ‎PM by RetiredArmy (It is about THE CROSS. It has always been and always will be about the CROSS!!!)
Don’t worry, Freepers – Uncle Jim Rob responds, from his solid gold wheelchair:

Free Republic will continue the fight for our God-given Liberty and against godless  socialism  tornadoes! June 26, 2015 | Jim Robinson Posted on 6/26/2015, 2:59:30 PM by Jim Robinson


Free Republic is and will remain a pro-God, pro-life, pro-family, pro-constitution, pro-liberty site.

Our constitution took a couple big hits this week, but there is no way we should surrender or give up the fight. America is and always has been a Judeo-Christian nation.


We believe our unalienable rights are bestowed upon us by our Creator and cannot be lawfully removed by a godless socialist/fascist government gone awry.

We will fight on. As long as God gives me breath, I will fight to defend our Constitution.

As the man said, give me liberty or give me death!

And, because no declaration of stupidity is complete without a little threat at the end:

Anyone who caves on this is welcome to post elsewhere.
1 posted on 6/26/2015, 2:59:30 PM by Jim Robinson
Immediately followed by:

My allegiance to this country is gone

Posted on 6/27/2015, 3:58:58 AM by MARKUSPRIMEMy allegiance to this country is gone, and I used to be so highly patriotic. Its a very sad day. Let the chinese or russians have it, my allegiance is to God, I am done with trying to change this liberal godless cancer of a country.

1 posted on 6/27/2015, 3:58:58 AM by MARKUSPRIME
Send us a postcard from Somalia.  All of the first-world countries (save this one) have socialized healthcare.
Anywhoo, back to Jim Rob’s Declaration Of Derp thread…
The usual suck-up ass-kissing posts follow, and then I saw one that made me smile:
To: Jim Robinson; onyx; Syncro; Abbeville Conservative; abigailsmybaby; afnamvet; alley cat; …
Jim Robinson Ping to Sarah’s List!

Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin

27 posted on 6/26/2015, 3:07:20 PM by KC_Lion (PLEASE SUPPORT FR. Donate Monthly or Join Club 300! G-d bless you all!)
How sweet! Now that Palin’s toast and politically radioactive, I wonder if that pic isn’t going down the memory hole with this one?
Ah, memories…
And just to complete this rundown of the one-two-three body blows the Freeperati have taken in the space of three days…

BREAKING: Healthcare subsidies upheld by SCOTUS

SCOTUS Blog ^ | 06/25/2015 | SCOUTSBLOG
Posted on 6/25/2015, 9:09:40 AM by GIdget2004

Six are the Chief, Kennedy, Ginsburg, Breyer, Sotomayor, and Kagan.

1 posted on6/25/2015, 9:09:40 AM by GIdget2004
To: GIdget2004

They can’t rule correctly on the simple cases what hope do we have?

4 posted on 6/25/2015, 9:11:00 AM by Goreknowshowtocheat

more Eric Theodore Cartman South Park images and 1,000,000+ images at

To: GIdget2004

When do they make gay marriage the law of the land?

23 posted on 6/25/2015, 9:13:14 AM by mykroar (“Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.” – Otto von Bismarck)

To: GIdget2004

How many of these 6 (Roberts, Kennedy, Ginsburg, Breyer, Sotomayor, and Kagan ) are HOMOSEXUALS ?

27 posted on 6/25/2015, 9:13:42 AM by Yosemitest (It’s Simple ! Fight, … or Die !)

So, Freepers – in conclusion, how was your week?
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OK – let me rephrase that.
In language you can use in public, how was your week?
To: Gritty

We go to internment camps.

94 posted on 6/25/2015, 9:21:01 AM by Licensed-To-Carry (Every time you vote for a democrat, you put another nail in the coffin of the USA…..)

To: GIdget2004

Time for nullification and lets fight that battle again circa 1830.

153 posted on 6/25/2015, 9:28:04 AM by Mouton (The insurrection laws perpetuate what we have for a government now.)


“I’m gonna vote Republican in the next election cause it
will be the most important election in our lifetimes!!!!”

Yep, and at least we’ll get to keep our conservative Supreme Court /sarc

182 posted on 6/25/2015, 9:31:05 AM by ScottfromNJ




” Oh geez, and now we’re going to have to listen to Obama and the drive-bys gloat about this for weeks to come….Ugh. “









and ALL THE REST ~~~ [ Let’s pick one a day, or one a week, and just bang on it. ]

204 posted on 6/25/2015, 9:33:03 AM by PraiseTheLord (have you seen the fema camps, shackle box cars, thousands of guillotines, stacks of coffins ~)

….because that’s worked so well for us SO far….

To: Dr.Deth
Guess we just have to wait for Texas to secede at this point, and all go there.

Will not happen in our or our children’s lifetime. Texas will go full Blue in a general election, either in 2016 or 2020, 100% chance.

215 posted on 6/25/2015, 9:34:59 AM by TexasGunLover (“Either you’re with us or you’re with the terrorists.”– President George W. Bush)
From your lips to the FSM’s ears….
Who can save the Freepers (before they’re all raptured, of course)??
Ted Cruz On Supreme Court Rulings: ‘Some Of The Darkest 24 Hours In Our Nation’s History’ [AUDIO]
The Daily Caller ^ | June 26, 2015 | Al Weaver
Posted on 6/26/2015, 4:27:27 PM by 2ndDivisionVet

Continuing his critique of the Supreme Court’s recent decisions on Obamacare and same-sex marriage, Sen. Ted Cruz said Friday that the rulings mark “some of the darkest 24 hours in our nations history.”

Cruz made the comments in an interview on Sean Hannity’s radio show Friday afternoon.

“Today is some of the darkest 24 hours in our nation’s history,” Cruz said.

“I couldn’t say it more eloquently,” Hannity responded.

“Yesterday and today were both naked and shameless judicial activism,” Cruz said. “Neither decision — the decision yesterday rewriting Obamacare for the second time. Six justices joined the Obama administration. You now have President Obama, Kathleen Sebelius and six justices responsible for forcing this failed disaster of a law on millions of Americans, and simply rewriting the law in a way that is fundamentally contrary to their judicial oaths.”

“And then today, this radical decision purporting to strike down the marriage laws of every state. It has no connection to the United States Constitution. They are simply making it up,” Cruz said. “It is lawless, and in doing so, they have undermined the fundamentally legitimacy of the United States Supreme Court.”(continued)

1 posted on 6/26/2015, 4:27:27 PM by 2ndDivisionVet
Whatcha gonna do about it, Teddy boy? (other than pimp for more money)
To: 2ndDivisionVet

this has all been so shocking I’m not sure I even trust Cruz.

How am I to know if he’s not simply taking advantage of the situation..?

For me it’s either cruz or trump.

I never in a million years would have guessed I would say trump but right now I simply want someone very, very far away from the establishment.

I’m shocked and desperate.

11 posted on 6/26/2015, 4:37:37 PM by gaijin

To: gaijin
Perhaps a “new government”, once legally elected by the citizens of this country will revise our Constitution to ELIMINATE and completely replace the entire current SCOTUS. If the SCOTUS can rewrite our laws by doing so illegally, we should also be able to replace the once lawful branch of the government.
32 posted on 6/26/2015, 4:55:51 PM by DaveA37
“Use the Farce, Luke!”
You know, every time I think you morons can’t be any more divorced from reality, you hit a new low.
To: lormand

Yesterday was infuriating. Today knocked me flat all day. I can’t even look at people without wondering if they are one of the fools that cheered this. Damn fools.

38 posted on 6/26/2015, 5:17:26 PM by VanDeKoik

You should carry a handgun and just shoot the ones who look “that way”.
I’m sure the police will understand.
In conclusion:
“Fred Thompson will save us!
“Sarah Palin will save us!”
“Rick Perry will save us!”
“Rick Santorum will save us!”
“Herman Cain will save us!”
“Newt Gingrich will save us!”
“Mitt Romney will save us!”
“Ted Cruz will save us!:
See you guys and gals on Monday.
Thanks to Ms. A for approving this Breaking News Extra.

5 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – special “Boy – when things go wrong” edition

  1. Sweet, sweet wingnut tears.

    I especially liked: “The LORD God is going to land on Amerika with a hammer that will slam this nation into the dust bin of history”

    Um, dude? That’s THOR, not your virgin-molesting desert critter.

    And now, I see that a black girl has shimmied up the SC flagpole and brought down the Traitor’s Flag. It just keeps getting better.

  2. When this news broke, I was bubbling over with excitement at reading the right-wing’s reactions/freak outs. I thought I was going to have to wait for Monday for the creeper oops I mean freeper reaction. (after reading about the analytics in the ex-member’s posts, I won’t go there on my own anymore.) Thanks for doing this early!

  3. Ahhh, that was a good, long post. Fixed me right up.

    I wholeheartedly approve of the Obsession posts being unscheduled. It brightens my day to see one of these appear in my feed on an off day. 😀

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