This is Fat Boy.

Fat Boy is huge. Fat Boy is the size of our late great Joey, which is to say that he resembles a small cat and is twice as plushy. Too plushy for me to stuff into my pocket and steal from the shelter the last time I was there, unfortunately.

Fat Boy and the nearly 100 friends he has at the Greater Chicago Ferret Association always appreciate gifts, if you enjoy his fluffy face and tiny little manicure. And if 2016 is the year you stop ogling ferrets on the Internet and make your life chaotic and awesome by taking one home, there are lots waiting for you to choose from! 

A.