OK, folks – time to quit posting my musings from the Book Of Faces, and get back to some wingnut mockery.
But slowly….Let’s start with just one – Fake
Flag Arms Alert!!
Donald Trump’s Bodyguard Has Fake Arms For This Reason
Frag Hero ^
Posted on 1/22/2017, 1:57:10 AM by TigerClaws
After yesterday’s presidential inauguration, many members of the military and law enforcement community noticed something very unusual about one of Trump’s bodyguards. The secret service agent, who happens to bear an uncanny resemblance to Hitman Agent 47, seemed to have very stiff arms that were in an unusual resting position. donald trump bodyguard fake arms Upon further review of video and images, they noticed his hands stayed in that exact same position for hours. The conclusion they reached, was that he did indeed have tactical fake arms. Take a look at the video and you can even see how they remain unusually still while he’s walking:
Wow. “tactical fake arms”. As opposed to “strategic fake arms”, I suppose.
Freeperati? How say ye?
A few movie scenes come to mind…
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Gangs of New York
Spies Like Us.
3 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:03:15 AM by Organic Panic (Rich White Man Evicts Poor Black Family From Public Housing – MSNBCPBSCNNNYTABC)
….A Fistful Of Yen….
Old news, i saw a stripper with an M16 for a leg……
Did you have a premature discharge?
But….i would love to get a fake arm and turn it into a flamethrower.
2 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:01:26 AM by Daniel Ramsey (MAGA)
If this were true, what would be the point? Everyone would know this. Why use the distracting fake arms, after the second time. Why not just hold the gun under the coat?
Because they’re not fucking allowed to carry guns.
It’s like the fake lone pine tree in the city next to the freeway. Clearly it is a cell tower. Why bother with the tree facade?
5 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:09:26 AM by Yaelle
Cuz the neighbors like it. Or the birds like it.
It’s to avoid “visual pollution”- the same reason we oughta ban any more wymmyn’s marches.
8 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:16:44 AM by Pelham (the refusal to Deport is defacto Amnesty
Ban in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills up first.
Oh – and if this is “visual pollution”, sign me up :
I flipped the bird to them for a full quarter mile including right in front of the police station. Some say a perfect Christian wouldn’t do that. Correct, I’m not
perfect a Christian.
12 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:44:51 AM by steve86 (Prophecies of Maelmhaedhoc O’Morgair (Latin form: Malachy))
More after the fake jump..
Weird, what people see in their minds eye.
Or stupid. One of those.
The guy clearly has real hands and moves his digits several times.
Would not make sense to have robot hands that conceal weapon,
…that he’s not allowed to carry..
as he could not grab his orotectees or administer aid.
7 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:15:31 AM by Vendome (I’ve Gotta Be Me –
…or jack off surreptitiously after grabbing something else….
Stunning, but not surprising. Odd, huh? That’s a rare one. Word is that Trump has hired the main body of 11 or so of the world’s most elite Security/Black Ops firms to the tune of a reputed personal army of 20,000 or so
snake death eaters.
Fixed it for ya.
According to the article I read, when a member of his Secret Service detail was asked if the “hires” were interfering with their work, he replied that, quite to the contrary, they were meshing seamlessly and almost unnoticed by the SS.
If true, Trump, as usual, has surrounded himself and his family with some very special winners.
11 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:43:00 AM by Gargantua (“President Trump… until the final Trump sounds…” ;^)
One Freeper flips out and asks the obvious question :
To: Daniel Ramsey
This is totally and utterly untrue. WHy are we stlll posting this nonsense..?
16 posted on 1/22/2017, 3:21:58 AM by nikos1121 (We are about to see The Golden Age of Pericles in the new Trump Administration.)
Well, that’s an easy one.
BECAUSE THIS IS FREE REPUBLIC, YOU COLLECTIVE HEADS OF FUCK!!!!!
YOUR GULLIBILITY IS EXCEEDED ONLY BY YOUR STONE-HEADED STUPIDITY!!!
All better now. See you good people next Monday.
Oops. Late breaking news on the “Fake arm” front. Maybe the Freepers were right?