The Biggest US Embassy Ever Is Too Small

Crap, these people can’t do anything right.

For all those who keep whining about how the government can’t do anything right, we’re happy to report that the massive New Embassy Compound in Baghdad, the biggest U.S. embassy on earth, is going to be completed pretty much as scheduled in August.

The bad news is that it appears it’s not going to have enough housing for all the employees who’ll be moving to the 27-building complex on a 104-acre tract of land — about the size of the Vatican, two-thirds the size of the Mall — within the Green Zone.

In fact, our new man in Baghdad, Ambassador Ryan Crocker, is said to be concerned that, while there are more than 600 blast-resistant apartments in the NEC, there’s a need for several hundred more apartments.

Problem seems to be that the original plans didn’t account for hundreds of staff working in reconstruction, development, the inspector general’s office and other security programs, who, though considered temporary, will need, at least for a few years, somewhere to live. There are 1,000 Americans working at the embassy, and Crocker is looking to downsize, but we hear he’s having trouble finding even 100 to toss overboard.

Also, there are about 200 non-U.S. workers brought in from around the region who are replacing Iraqi staff because it is too dangerous for the Iraqis, who live outside the fortified Green Zone, to work for Americans.

Worst of all, there’s no provision for rooms for congressional delegations or other distinguished guests coming to shop in the famed markets. There aren’t any safe hotels in Baghdad, much less a decent B&B.

Embassy employees, now living in trailers with no overhead protection, are getting increasingly jittery over mortar and rocket attacks. New guidelines tell them to wear helmets and flak jackets when walking in the open. But some employees, sleeping in those tin-can trailers, apparently would actually like to take off the helmets and jackets while they’re in bed.

One speaker at a recent town hall meeting in Baghdad, McClatchy Newspapers reported yesterday, asked for bullet-resistant Kevlar blankets to protect him from shrapnel in case of incoming mortar fire.

They can build all the blast-proof walls they like but they will never be completely safe.

BAGHDAD – Five U.S. embassy contract workers were hurt after at least one round of “indirect fire” landed in Baghdad’s heavily fortified Green Zone, an embassy spokesman said. The nationality of the contractors has not yet been confirmed.

3 thoughts on “The Biggest US Embassy Ever Is Too Small

  1. This whole bunker-embassy plan is so absolutely stupid. Look! Look at democracy! See the freedom spread!
    No need to enlarge the bunker-embassy. Time to come home.

  2. pansypoo says:

    embassy Alamo?

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