God’s gift to satire, Willard Mittbot Romney seems to have had a revelation from the Angel Moronic that he needs to run again. I await more news about the potential candidacy of the man who twice failed to become the first robot President. The LDS chapter of the Borg collective is mobilizing at this writing.
The tweet comes from some schmo who is waging a futile campaign to become the 13th Doctor Who:
Willard Mittbot Romney appears to be regenerating for a 2016 run. The Bush family is outraged and I'm LMAO.
— Shecky (@Adrastosno) January 12, 2015
RUN WILLARD RUN.
Okay, Steel Cage Death Match: Jebbie, Willard, a ‘gator, and Rafalca. Put it on PPV, proceeds to fund scholarships at a Clown College, and survivor (if any) to get the GOP nomination.
I’m betting on the ‘gator.
I’d pay at least $1.99 to see that.